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As we get older, scientists are prepared to state for a fee, the brain starts to slow down or, in my case, seize up. What does this mean in practical terms? In practical terms it means it takes much longer to switch from the world of dreams to the world of reality.As most of my dreams, like most items of news, are bad, this means that the feeling of dread doesn't start to wear off till what passes for lunchtime. Occasionally, though, I have a happy or funny dream and although of course they don't seem so funny in the cold light of dawn, at least I don't forget them so easily.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the next predisent of the United States of America - Mr Barrack Omaba."
"Barrack Omaba? Come OFF it! You can't be sirious. The next predisent of the United States is Biff Romney".
"Biff? You must ke kojing! Why not Barry Ryan while you're about it?"
"Well, at least I can give you the name of the next predisent of France: Jean-Louis."
"Jean-Louis? No chanche. Aucune chanche, mon pauvre ami. Jean-Louis has no chanche. The next predisent of the Rebuplic is Jean-Marc."
"Jean-Marc, that creep? What about Jean-François or even Jean-Luc?"
"No-one will ever vote for Jean-Luc. It's like a red scarf to a bull."
"Jean-Marie?"
"Why not? They voted for François, didn't they?"
Jean-Jacques?"
"Jean-Jean?"
"Jean-Jean?"
"Jean-Jean Chihuahua."