Do you find your brain starting to freeze up about three lines into this latest example of Microsoft-speak?
"At our core, Microsoft is the productivity and platform company for the mobile-first and cloud-first world. We will reinvent productivity to empower every person and every organization on the planet to do more and achieve more. We think about productivity for people, teams and the business processes of entire organizations as one interconnected digital substrate. We also think about interconnected platforms for individuals, IT and developers. This comprehensive view enables us to solve the more complex, nuanced and real-world day-to-day challenges in an increasingly digital world. It also opens the door to massive growth opportunity – technology spend as a total percentage of GDP will grow with the digitization of nearly everything in life and work. We have a rich heritage and a unique capability around building productivity experiences and platforms. We help people get stuff done."
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Yes.
ReplyDeleteIf Microsoft really wanted to do a bit of good in the world instead of sending us into deep comas they could come and give free computer lessons to the less able - starting right here with Anonymous.
Pah and Bah.