Dear Jeremy

The Rt Hon Jeremy Corbyn MP
Leader of the Labour Party
House of Commons
Westminster
SW1A 0AA

27 June 2016



Dear Jeremy,
You are a good and decent man and it has been a pleasure and an honour serving under you for the last 24 hours.

You bloody brute, you are incapable of padlocking you soviet-era bike to the railings of Westminster, let alone presiding over the destiny of this once grate party of hours. Why dont you go back to your gastly north London suburb and devote yourself to groing you're revolting vegetables in your miserable allotment? You really are the scum of the earf, you snivelling little tode.

Once again, I wish to express my gratitude for appointing me to the shadow cabinet.

Yours Sincerely,

Dennis Skinner
The Beast of Bolsover