A waiting room is as good a place as any to catch up with the news, and an MRI waiting room will help you keep abreast with what's been going on over the last 50 years. Today, for example, I learn from the magazines spread out in front of me (and translated from the French for you): the secrets of a sublime skin in winter; life begins at 60 or thereabouts; when Margaret Thatcher says jump to it, you jump to it pretty damn quick; the voice of an angel trapped in a dogsbody; the lips of Jimmy Durante and the voice of Caligula; for cult pastrymakers everything is homemade!
You obviously have some pretty high-browed magazines in your waiting rooms. Here I can only find 'Hello'. Of course, this is Essex.
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