Thursday, February 18, 2021

The Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

 No-one could be prouder of his/her/their top-of-the-range scarlet-painted Dyson cordless Hoover vacuum cleaner than I am. It is an example of exquisite British industrial engineering at its best, on a par  with the extraordinary snap-shut mechanism of the Nivea toner. I find myself waltzing about the house with gay or straight abandon, marvelling as I go at the Dyson's lightness and general all-round manoeuvrability. But I think the contraption is excessively noisy and could benefit from the sort of silencer used by pneumatic drills.

2 comments:

  1. I would never have expected outright lies to be pleasurable, but this one sure is. As if you would ever recognise a vacuum cleaner when tripping over one, let alone its make. The Nivea toner on the other hand ........

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