My brother told me a good joke yesterday:
The scene is Athens Airport.
Greek passport control: "Purpose of visit?"
German tourist: "Tourism"
Passport control: "Occupation?"
German: "No, just visiting"
The scene is Athens Airport.
Greek passport control: "Purpose of visit?"
German tourist: "Tourism"
Passport control: "Occupation?"
German: "No, just visiting"
How much does it cost a German to get a haircut?
ReplyDelete$4 - a dollar a side.
I'm strine we're allowed that.
I'm so thick, I'm still trying to work this one out! And would those be Australian dollars?
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